Call Me Out post v5

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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses and here for semi-active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. If you can't think up of one, feel free to use the Random Scenario Meme to start you off. meme code.

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2/2 MERRY CHRISTMAS, BUDDY

[coolocbro]

[ And suddenly that A Rank Strength stat comes into play to which Jeanne literally SHOVES Seiya down onto the bar counter and pinning his shoulders with both hands as a wicked grin forms across her face. ]

Good! GOOD! Then THIS contract is complete! I'll drain you all of your mana that you can supply and pray to whatever God that can listen for you to make it stop! Of course... that is if God is even listening at all!

Happy Holidays, O Saint Seiya. A blasphemer has come to return the favor in kind!

[ And by that, she means that she'll be going down to put the French in french kissing. She's going to get ALL up in that cosmos! ]

STILL SCREAMING

[roadtogold]

[The only thing that's going through Seiya's mind right now is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAああああああああああああああああああああ--

As he's unexpectedly pushed against the bar counter getting himself eaten out with the taste of alcohol and Jeanne's specific taste filling his tastebuds. It wasn't exactly a bad thing, he could say compared to other rough moments in his life. But on a Scale of 1 to 10... This would score an 8 on the "How did things come to this!?" meter.

Whenever Jeanne is finished, Seiya is looking rather pale in the face and breathing for air. Once he could remember how to talk, he simply says one thing.]

... I don't think I can get married anymore.

[Shouldn't the girl be saying that in this situation, Seiya?]

[coolocbro]

What's wrong, boy? Too much of a woman for you to handle? Were you just all talk before? I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.

[ With one more push against the counter, the lushed french Servant lifts herself off of Seiya and moves to stand back up on her feet-- albeit wobbly since she is pretty vertigone thanks to the liquor she may have hammered down before Seiya had came to pick her up.

And with one slap at the gut for the 'brave saint', Jeanne clears her throat as she raises her voice once again. ]

Attention everyone! It seems this boy feels awfully generous today after finally thinking he is a man for just kissing a woman! And he tells me that the next round of drink for everybody is going to be on him! Better get it now before he changes his mind!

After all, it is the season of giving... isn't that right, boy? [ WELCOME BACK TO HADES. ]

[roadtogold]

[If she wasn't drunk, Seiya would've had half a mind to deck her. Then again, he was against hitting girls since it wasn't cool at all. (Unless he was in the mindset of "She's a WARRIOR right now.") And considering how off the rails that she was getting and her drunken state, he knew that they really needed to get out of here... Before anything else happened!]

No, no! Screw that! I never agreed to anything like that! Forget what she said, guys! She's completely wasted and we're gettin' the hell outta here! RIGHT NOW!

[So he'll be grabbing Jeanne by the hand and start to drag her out of the bar. Though he did have half a mind to throw down a few gold coins to make up for any of her drink.]

And you've had enough for tonight. The cold air should do you some good.

[coolocbro]

What in the-- HEY! PUT ME DOWN, YOU ROTTEN--!!

[ Even though she's definitely got the strength stat to fight him, Jeanne is just way too drunk to put even much of a fight. Seiya may as well be dragging a wet noodle covered in Holy Grail Goo sauce, because she's not even resisting on being dragged out of the bar. And boy howdy, did that cold air hit her like a brick wall at the face.

The moment the two were outside right when the chaos in the bar was at its height of its climax after that display, the Avenger Servant just slowly stared at Seiya in a rosey-red huff and just scowled at him with the most disapproving frown ever. ]

I'm beginning to hate almost all of you. Almost. Because you're not actually weak in brawn is becoming your only redeeming trait. [ P A U S E. ] Where are you taking me anyway?! Its not like anybody back is missing me at all or even cares enough what I'm doing anyway!

[roadtogold]

[Seiya being Seiya is thinking that her redden face was due to the fact that she's probably still drunk and not blushing from embarrassment. On the other hand, he's letting out a relaxed sigh and just happy to out from that choking bar. He was glad that he came along or someone could've taken advantage of her if it was that easy to drag her out from the bar. Though he really wasn't considering the fact that he was stronger than the average man.]

Huh? Um... Thanks. I think. [He figured that it'd be easier to take the compliment than let himself get insulted.] I figured that I could take you back to my apartment and let you sleep there. I dunno how much you drank, but you're probably gonna have one hell of a hangover in the morning.

[If there were a third party to point out the implications that came with bringing a girl home, then it would've been pointed out easily. But Seiya in all of his good will did not even consider those kinds of thoughts in his mind.]

1/2

[coolocbro]

... you're taking an absolutely drunk woman to your own private lodgings by force. Without any sort of hesitation or consideration that this may or may not end with not only with the ludicrous amounts of drama as well as your own reputation of just dragging any woman you meet at a bar to your home with just a simple mana exchanging kiss or two.

This is not a problem to you at all. Ever. And your more concerned about me getting a hangover despite dragging me out into the biting cold.

2/2

[coolocbro]

[ Okay then. You know what? Might as well go along with this and gives Gilles a reason to scream into the night about his OC hanging around with some other guy then. Because hey Seiya, you're getting a clingy drunk now latching onto you and pressing some of her weight against your body. ]

Kuhuhuhufwahahahaha~! You're really are a horned dog, aren't you?! I was trying to rile you up back at the bar, but in reality you're just as bad as any other man on this rotten planet, aren't you?! What a terrible taste you have, you rotten muscle brained dog. To be charmed by a witch like this to be taken home for the night... you must really must be cursed by God now if this is how far you have fallen!

[roadtogold]

[He's not sure what's making him more flustered...How she managed to put everything into perspective or the fact that her breasts were pushing him against his arm. Seiya didn't want to think like that... But like it or not, he was still a man. Despite her reeking of alcohol smells, he could totally notice a more feminine smell in the mix there...]

Oi, oi! Shut it! T-That's not how it is! I'm not doing this to take a pass at you or anything like that! Seriously, it'd be bad if you were all alone out there...! [Why did it have to be him doing this? He was going to resist those baser instincts as he continued walking.]

Y'know, I can't help and ask... Was that your first kiss? Or did you smooch with other people in that bar?

[coolocbro]

[ Wow Seiya, way to drop a random bomb shell that would immediately shut her up for a good moment or two. That smug grin on her face immediately changed into a shocked expression after remembering THAT fiasco and then immediately that same expression contorts into a flustered snarl in retaliation as she beats him right on the head with a balled fist. ]

You idiot! You had to bring THAT up, didn't you?! Yes, it was my first one! I wasn't even planning on doing any of that but you suddenly had to-- had... to... AAAGH!

[ Wow, for a heroic spirit, or an anti-heroic one for that matter, she still is concerned about matters like that. It's almost like this is straight out of a comic or something. ]

Why?! Does it please you? Knowing that you've stolen the few pure things a maiden has left, even as a cursed witch?! Is that what you're after?! You're the worst!!

[roadtogold]

[Oh god... Why were girls so hard to figure out!? Seiya was looking genuinely confused as it was an honest question on his end. After taking a few blows to the head, he shakes that off and lets out a sigh. It would've been best to let her vent out everything, then try and talk things out.]

N-no! It's-- [Give him a moment to grab her hand and make sure that it doesn't hit his head again. There's more gentleness to his voice than before.]

Look, it's not like that. I've never kissed anyone before either. And besides, I wouldn't had done it if I didn't plan on taking responsibility for it. [Now what did 'taking responsibility' mean? That might've been up for Jeanne to decide... But at the very least, Seiya didn't want her spreading rumors that he was a womanizer who stole first kisses.] I just didn't want anyone taking advantage of you in that bar. To me, you're a women before a warrior right now.

[And just to emphasize that fact, he'll give a supportive squeeze to her hand. His own hand was rough and had faint scars, but still quite gentle.]